Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.