My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.