- Things You Think Only You Do

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

only read the short jokes on this website

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

listen to madonnas new album

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.