Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.