i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.