if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.