Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Mayada stupid

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.