Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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speak proper english

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Being fat

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.