When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Picking my nose.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.