When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.