- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I gotta get down of Friday

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.