I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.