Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.