Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.