I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.