When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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speak proper english

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.