Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I cant ride a bike

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.