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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Do somthing only you do

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.