browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.