If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Having gay sex

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.