Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I cant ride a bike

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.