right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.