Still record on VHS tapes.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I Masturbate Daily.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I never feel bored

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Play as both sides on fifa

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.