Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.