When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.