When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Ur mum

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.