Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.