I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.