When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.