I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

thumb_up thumb_down +19

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down +1

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -17

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

thumb_up thumb_down -21

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

thumb_up thumb_down -25

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.