When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.