only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.