- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

sing like a pro in da shower

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.