You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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humiliating little girls

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.