Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I hit the frig after sex

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.