sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.