Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.