When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.