When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.