- Things You Think Only You Do

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Look at my poop before flushing

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.