Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I **** with no hands.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.