I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.