At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I Masturbate Daily.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.