I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.