- Things You Think Only You Do

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.