My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.