Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I piss in the bed every night

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.