- Things You Think Only You Do

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Look at my poop before flushing

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.