Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.