When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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fap

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.