When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I piss in the bed every night

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.