Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.