I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fap

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.