I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I scratch and sniff.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.