See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.