when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Picking my nose.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.