Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.