When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.