When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Ur mum

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Pee in the shower

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.