When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Having gay sex

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.