- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

sing like a pro in da shower

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Only use the left earphone.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.