Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Poo really loud

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.