When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.