Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having gay sex

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.