I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I can't trill my R's

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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fap

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.