Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Having gay sex

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.