I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Only use the left earphone.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Having gay sex

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Pee in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.