- Things You Think Only You Do

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

try to give your friends spirit animals

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I have a phobia of incest

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.