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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.