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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.