- Things You Think Only You Do

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Play as both sides on fifa

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.