I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.