A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.