Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boinked my neighbor

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.