i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Pee in the shower

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.