collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.