Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.