Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I think about other women when having sex

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.