- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I can't trill my R's

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.