Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.