WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.