- Things You Think Only You Do

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

k. everyone

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.