Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.