You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.