Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.