When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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speak proper english

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.