Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.