Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.