I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I eat ass

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Poop naked.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.