Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.