I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.