dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.