- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

call someone by a siblings name.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.