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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Play Minecraft
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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My parents are annoying.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.