When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I gotta get down of Friday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.