- Things You Think Only You Do

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I pee in the shower. :3

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Look at my poop before flushing

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.