Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Poop naked.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.