To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I pee in the shower. :3

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.