I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.