Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.