- Things You Think Only You Do

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Pretend animals talk to you!

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.