- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.