- Things You Think Only You Do

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.