I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I eat ass

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.