If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.