Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.