Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Look at my poop before flushing

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.