- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

wonder who wrote these things

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.