Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.