I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.