I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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speak proper english

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.