I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Take baths

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.