put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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This song will not come out of my head!

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.