When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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wonder who wrote these things

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.