Ur mum

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.