Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.