Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

My parents are annoying.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.