Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.