Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.