I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I eat ass

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pee in the shower

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.