Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.