turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.