Eat ice by itself

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being super bored at shool

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.