feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.