Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.