When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.