i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Pee in the shower

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.