I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.