i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I eat ass

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.