If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I can't trill my R's

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Eat ice by itself

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.