Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.