Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.