Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.