Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.