think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.