Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.