Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Set Fire to the Rain

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Poop naked.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.