Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.