When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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KICK THE CAN

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.