If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Talk to my cat.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.