I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Talk to my cat.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.