Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.