laziness .... its all in the mind

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.