- Things You Think Only You Do

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Ur mum

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Poop naked.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Giving my dog a massage.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.