Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I can't trill my R's

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.