Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Talk to my cat.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.