write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.