Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.