When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.