When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.