- Things You Think Only You Do

wonder who wrote these things

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

i see almost everything as a sign

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.