Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.