I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.