Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.