act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.