put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Having gay sex

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.