- Things You Think Only You Do

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

sing like a pro in da shower

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Vote for the other guy

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

speak proper english

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.