Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.