Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Pee in the shower

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.