when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Poop naked.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.