I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Eat ice by itself

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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My parents are annoying.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.