Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.