When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.