wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.