Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.