- Things You Think Only You Do

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.