Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.