When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.