I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I have never watched Star Wars.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Set Fire to the Rain

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.