Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.