Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.