I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.