When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.