when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.