like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.