masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.