Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.