When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Be a loner at school

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.