Sitting down in the shower

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.