When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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i masturbate with my feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.