- Things You Think Only You Do

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.