Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.