Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.