- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

the power to regenerate your appendix

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.