I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Do somthing only you do

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.