Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Tear up when I poop

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.