try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I cant ride a bike

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.