When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Being fat

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.