For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.