- Things You Think Only You Do

I hold my breath in elevators

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.