When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I never feel bored

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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blink

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.