- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.