sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.