- Things You Think Only You Do

the power to regenerate your appendix

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.