after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Do somthing only you do

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.