Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.