fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.