Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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humiliating little girls

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.