Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.