I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I **** with no hands.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I was the real Stig...

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I have a phobia of incest

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.