Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Mayada stupid

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.