- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.