When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.