I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.