(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.