I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I was the real Stig...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.