- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.