Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Ur mum

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.