Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.