Be a loner at school

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.