Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I chew my ice cream.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.