- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.