Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.