Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.