Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Mayada stupid

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.