(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I was the real Stig...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.