Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Tear up when I poop

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.