When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.