Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.