When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.