When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I scratch and sniff.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.