Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.