Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.