Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.