When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Ur mum

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.