When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think about other women when having sex

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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k. everyone

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.