after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.