Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.